does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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