Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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