Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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