I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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