id be glad to
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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