those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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