it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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