Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
