Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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