There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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