I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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