Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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