We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Welp...herpes.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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