This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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