wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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