He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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