A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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