I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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