doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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