i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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