As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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