Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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