She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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