My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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