I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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