It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
be right there i have to get my cape
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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