White coat. Heels.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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