I accidentally burped into my bong.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
There r osticjed everywhere
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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