This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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