Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
