Having a random hookup so left but love u
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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