Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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