Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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