no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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