So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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