I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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