guys are not supposed to queef...right?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i drank out of a bidet.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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