Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Do plants get herpes?
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