is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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