I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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