I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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