Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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