doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do vagina's smell?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
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