my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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