He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Randomize
