Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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