What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I think my moral compass just broke
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