I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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