Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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