i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
